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The Making of a Dumb Datum

Imagine 10,000 years in the future. Two archaeologists are digging a site, and they find the remains of human bones. They take those remains to the lab, perform tests on them, and try to reconstruct the habits and lifestyle of that human. Say those bones belong to me. They are trying to find out my story, how I lived, what I ate, where I traveled, etc. Once they find all the info they need, they toss it into a museum where they store all other such ancient human remains they find. I was essentially one data point to them in trying to understand how humanity evolved over time. Or I can also call myself a “datum”, the singular form of data, literally one piece of information to solve a bigger puzzle. Honestly, I don’t need 10,000 years to become a datum. I am already a part of several datasets people use these days to study many things. So for that objective learner, I am already a datum. Now let me get to how I got the dumb part of it. I have had an interesting and eventful life so far...

The Backup

I realized it has been 8 years since I started working in tech. 18th May 2018 was my first day as an associate software engineer at Accenture. I remember meeting people with 8 years of work experience in my first week there and thinking, “man, they are really old.” I regret it now.

My first manager, who was definitely old, took a look at me and foretold “this is the boy who is going to be the backup.”

Backup is one of those ubiquitously used IT industry terms, because people ran out of words in their word bag to describe someone who is secondary to a main guy working on a project. They could have called me a rookie, but they don’t want to, because rookie makes me sound cool and they know I am not cool.

Over time I gained the trust of both the manager and the main guy, and I was later assigned as a backup to three other main guys. I was even once the backup for a backup. By the time I was about to become the main guy myself, a global pandemic punched me in the face and knocked me unconscious to the ground.

Or at least, I would like to believe that I have been unconscious for past four years and I woke up just a few months ago in a whole different continent with a Master’s degree. Because how else can I explain my current predicament!

I moved to a different team in my current company earlier this year, and I was freaking out about all the skills I don’t know (I have this flaw where I start being honest about my flaws with people, like I am doing right now).

So, my current manager took a look at me, channeled the spirit of my first manager, despite both of them not being aware of each other’s presence on this planet, and told me, “You are going to be the backup.”

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